Show off your hard-earned freedom with the "I'm Retired" Clock, a custom-designed, hand-crafted timepiece proudly made in the USA using only American-sourced materials. This round clock, approximately 9.25" in diameter, features a glossy black background with a crisp white border and the cheeky phrase "Who gives a shit!? I'M RETIRED!" boldly displayed. The numbers are randomly scattered at the bottom, because when you’re retired, who’s really counting? Powered by a smooth quartz movement mechanism (AA battery not included), it’s perfect for those who’ve earned the right to disregard the clock entirely and value a good laugh. It's a fun reminder to embrace life on your own time.
 
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Custom designed and made in the USA using American-based products
Base is 3D printed in PLA and meticulously hand-filled with epoxy resin
Not for use in environments with sustained temperatures of 100 degrees or higher